I haven't updated in quite a while, but don't you kittens fret. I have a nice post for you tomorrow.
Just you wait and see. :)
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Waiting.....
Have I ever mentioned how much i hate waiting? Well, I do. And that's all I can do right now.
I'll be here, waiting.
I'll be here, waiting.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down!
The Timmy fell down the hill yesterday. I feel a poem coming on:
Ellie and Timmy went up a hill
to force a dog to poo.
Ellie took off after a dog to play
causing Timmy to trip on his shoe.
Down the Timmy went
and he heard a loud POP!
That stupid dog Ellie
Well, she didn't stop.
"Is my foot broken?"
the Timmy asked.
"I don't want to ruin her visit
with my foot in a cast."
To the emergency room
we went.
The ankle? Just sprained.
We left with a splint.
Bad dogs= Sprained ankles. My poor Timmy.
Ellie and Timmy went up a hill
to force a dog to poo.
Ellie took off after a dog to play
causing Timmy to trip on his shoe.
Down the Timmy went
and he heard a loud POP!
That stupid dog Ellie
Well, she didn't stop.
"Is my foot broken?"
the Timmy asked.
"I don't want to ruin her visit
with my foot in a cast."
To the emergency room
we went.
The ankle? Just sprained.
We left with a splint.
Bad dogs= Sprained ankles. My poor Timmy.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
I got some news!
I just found out a bunch of excellent news!
I purchased a Powerball lottery ticket for last night's drawing.... and won! I won $81 million dollars! Please please please don't tell the Timmy. We plan on leaving him now that I have this money and move to France. Yes, we. Me and my unborn children. I didn't tell you guys I'm pregnant with twins? Oops. I thought it'd be best not to. You see, the Timmy and I are not quite sure who the father is.
Well, anyways, I'll be quitting my job and moving as soon as the money comes in. I have one last thing to say to you guys: April Fools!
WHAT!?!
Yes. Everything above is a joke. I didn't win the lottery. Heck. I don't even play. I would NEVER leave the Timmy nor would I ever cheat on him. We are still very, very much in love and nothing could change that. I am not quitting my job and moving to France, even though I'd love to one day. And, last but not least, I am NOT pregnant, especially not with twins. But I do know someone who is!
So, to confirm, no lottery, no divorcing, no twins, no quitting. Got it? Good. I just had to make sure. :)
I purchased a Powerball lottery ticket for last night's drawing.... and won! I won $81 million dollars! Please please please don't tell the Timmy. We plan on leaving him now that I have this money and move to France. Yes, we. Me and my unborn children. I didn't tell you guys I'm pregnant with twins? Oops. I thought it'd be best not to. You see, the Timmy and I are not quite sure who the father is.
Well, anyways, I'll be quitting my job and moving as soon as the money comes in. I have one last thing to say to you guys: April Fools!
WHAT!?!
Yes. Everything above is a joke. I didn't win the lottery. Heck. I don't even play. I would NEVER leave the Timmy nor would I ever cheat on him. We are still very, very much in love and nothing could change that. I am not quitting my job and moving to France, even though I'd love to one day. And, last but not least, I am NOT pregnant, especially not with twins. But I do know someone who is!
So, to confirm, no lottery, no divorcing, no twins, no quitting. Got it? Good. I just had to make sure. :)
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
#52
52. Crochet a baby blanket
It's coming along quite well. I hope the baby that will be getting this will love it. Or at least the parents won't think it's hideous. It is my first crocheting project. Ever.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Yay!
I've had a completely low BS day! Here's to another one tomorrow!
I gotta keep it up if I am to achieve my goals. :)
I gotta keep it up if I am to achieve my goals. :)
Monday, March 29, 2010
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